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    Senza Parole!


    Here is a selection of Berlusconi clangers:



    <LI>To German MEP Martin Schulz, at start of Italy's EU presidency in July 2003: "I know that in Italy there is a man producing a film on Nazi concentration camps - I shall put you forward for the role of Kapo (guard chosen from among the prisoners) - you would be perfect."

    During the controversy raging over the above remark:

    I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I am not sure I will be able to do it.

    To a German newspaper:

    In Italy I am almost seen as German for my workaholism. Also I am from Milan, the city where people work the hardest. Work, work, work - I am almost German.



    <LI>At the Brussels summit, at the end of Italy's EU presidency, in December 2003: "Let's talk about football and women." (Turning to four-times-married German Chancellor, Gerhard Schroeder.) "Gerhard, why don't you start?"



    <LI>On Italian secretaries (comments made at the New York stock exchange): "Italy is now a great country to invest in... today we have fewer communists and those who are still there deny having been one. Another reason to invest in italy is that we have beautiful secretaries... superb girls."





    <LI>On Mussolini: "Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile."



    <LI>In the wake of 11 September: "We must be aware of the superiority of our civilisation, a system that has guaranteed well-being, respect for human rights and - in contrast with Islamic countries - respect for religious and political rights, a system that has as its value understanding of diversity and tolerance...

    "The West will continue to conquer peoples, even if it means a confrontation with another civilisation, Islam, firmly entrenched where it was 1,400 years ago."

    His response to worldwide condemnation of the above speech:

    "They have tried to hang me on an isolated word, taken out of context from my whole speech."

    "I did not say anything against the Islamic civilisation... It's the work of some people in the Italian leftist press who wanted to tarnish my image and destroy my long-standing relations with Arabs and Muslims"



    <LI>On Italian justice: "Eighty-five per cent of the Italian press is left-wing and among the judges it is even worse... There is a cancer in Italy that we have to treat: the politicisation of the magistracy."



    On judges pursuing former prime minister Giulio Andreotti on charges relating to the Mafia:

    "Those judges are doubly mad! In the first place, because they are politically mad, and in the second place because they are mad anyway. "If they do that job it is because they are anthropologically different from the rest of the human race."

    On his trial, now suspended, in which he denies charges of bribing judges to prevent the sale of a state-owned food company to a rival:

    "I believed and still believe that citizen Berlusconi should be praised for having prevented the state's wealth from being looted... I was expecting a Gold Medal for Civil Worthiness for ensuring the state earned 2,000bn [lire]"

    <LI>On Danish PM Anders Fogh-Rasmussen: "I think I should introduce him to my wife, because he is better-looking than (Massimo) Cacciari." [Mr Cacciari is a former mayor of Venice rumoured to be romantically attached to Mrs Berlusconi.]



    <LI>On himself: "The best political leader in Europe and in the world."

    "There is no-one on the world stage who can compete with me."

    "Out of love for Italy, I felt I had to save it from the left."

    "The right man in the right job."

    "I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats... beautiful airplanes, a beautiful wife, a beautiful family... I am making a sacrifice."

    <LI>A joke about Aids told by Mr Berlusconi: An Aids patient asks his doctor whether the sand treatment prescribed him will do any good. "No," the doctor replies, "but you will get accustomed to living under the earth."

    His response to critics who said the joke was offensive:

    "They have lost their minds; they really have come to the end of the line, indeed they have gone beyond it. I would advise them, too, to undergo sand treatment..."





    <LI>On his conflict of interest as prime minister and one of Italy's biggest tycoons, with major media holdings: "If I, taking care of everyone's interests, also take care of my own, you can't talk about a conflict of interest."



    <LI>On a proposal to base an EU food standards agency in Finland, rather than the Italian city of Parma: "Parma is synonymous with good cuisine. The Finns don't even know what prosciutto is. I cannot accept this."



    <LI>On history: "The founders of Rome were Romulus and Remulus ..."



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    Re: k pippone uahuhahuahua

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    Senza Parole!


    Here is a selection of Berlusconi clangers:



    <LI>To German MEP Martin Schulz, at start of Italy's EU presidency in July 2003: "I know that in Italy there is a man producing a film on Nazi concentration camps - I shall put you forward for the role of Kapo (guard chosen from among the prisoners) - you would be perfect."

    During the controversy raging over the above remark:

    I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I am not sure I will be able to do it.

    To a German newspaper:

    In Italy I am almost seen as German for my workaholism. Also I am from Milan, the city where people work the hardest. Work, work, work - I am almost German.



    <LI>At the Brussels summit, at the end of Italy's EU presidency, in December 2003: "Let's talk about football and women." (Turning to four-times-married German Chancellor, Gerhard Schroeder.) "Gerhard, why don't you start?"



    <LI>On Italian secretaries (comments made at the New York stock exchange): "Italy is now a great country to invest in... today we have fewer communists and those who are still there deny having been one. Another reason to invest in italy is that we have beautiful secretaries... superb girls."





    <LI>On Mussolini: "Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile."



    <LI>In the wake of 11 September: "We must be aware of the superiority of our civilisation, a system that has guaranteed well-being, respect for human rights and - in contrast with Islamic countries - respect for religious and political rights, a system that has as its value understanding of diversity and tolerance...

    "The West will continue to conquer peoples, even if it means a confrontation with another civilisation, Islam, firmly entrenched where it was 1,400 years ago."

    His response to worldwide condemnation of the above speech:

    "They have tried to hang me on an isolated word, taken out of context from my whole speech."

    "I did not say anything against the Islamic civilisation... It's the work of some people in the Italian leftist press who wanted to tarnish my image and destroy my long-standing relations with Arabs and Muslims"



    <LI>On Italian justice: "Eighty-five per cent of the Italian press is left-wing and among the judges it is even worse... There is a cancer in Italy that we have to treat: the politicisation of the magistracy."



    On judges pursuing former prime minister Giulio Andreotti on charges relating to the Mafia:

    "Those judges are doubly mad! In the first place, because they are politically mad, and in the second place because they are mad anyway. "If they do that job it is because they are anthropologically different from the rest of the human race."

    On his trial, now suspended, in which he denies charges of bribing judges to prevent the sale of a state-owned food company to a rival:

    "I believed and still believe that citizen Berlusconi should be praised for having prevented the state's wealth from being looted... I was expecting a Gold Medal for Civil Worthiness for ensuring the state earned 2,000bn [lire]"

    <LI>On Danish PM Anders Fogh-Rasmussen: "I think I should introduce him to my wife, because he is better-looking than (Massimo) Cacciari." [Mr Cacciari is a former mayor of Venice rumoured to be romantically attached to Mrs Berlusconi.]



    <LI>On himself: "The best political leader in Europe and in the world."

    "There is no-one on the world stage who can compete with me."

    "Out of love for Italy, I felt I had to save it from the left."

    "The right man in the right job."

    "I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats... beautiful airplanes, a beautiful wife, a beautiful family... I am making a sacrifice."

    <LI>A joke about Aids told by Mr Berlusconi: An Aids patient asks his doctor whether the sand treatment prescribed him will do any good. "No," the doctor replies, "but you will get accustomed to living under the earth."

    His response to critics who said the joke was offensive:

    "They have lost their minds; they really have come to the end of the line, indeed they have gone beyond it. I would advise them, too, to undergo sand treatment..."





    <LI>On his conflict of interest as prime minister and one of Italy's biggest tycoons, with major media holdings: "If I, taking care of everyone's interests, also take care of my own, you can't talk about a conflict of interest."



    <LI>On a proposal to base an EU food standards agency in Finland, rather than the Italian city of Parma: "Parma is synonymous with good cuisine. The Finns don't even know what prosciutto is. I cannot accept this."



    <LI>On history: "The founders of Rome were Romulus and Remulus ..."



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    Bene, bene.... di che cosa ci siamo fatti oggi?
    Le donne che pretendono un lungo corteggiamento, o sono frigide o vogliono sembrare virtuose. In entrambi i casi è meglio lasciarle perdere. (R. Gervaso)
    Gigi Faggella, Diofannullone in carica Mica piripiri
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    Quote saltatempo ha scritto:
    Bene, bene.... di che cosa ci siamo fatti oggi?
    Gigi come here!!! All magic mushrooms are in stock. We have mexican magic mushrooms,
    columbian magic mushrooms, philipine magic mushrooms, magic truffles
    and blue meanie shrooms.

    sohooooooooooooo ZIMMMMMMM BOOOOMMMM
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    Quote _loris_ ha scritto:
    Gigi come here!!! All magic mushrooms are in stock. We have mexican magic mushrooms,
    columbian magic mushrooms, philipine magic mushrooms, magic truffles
    and blue meanie shrooms.

    sohooooooooooooo ZIMMMMMMM BOOOOMMMM
    torna lucido , poi prendi il dizionario e traduci
    Samuele Arena 1977 Latina/Roma
    ...non si vede bene che col cuore. L'essenziale è invisibile agli occhi...
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    Quote doGRisk ha scritto:
    torna lucido ,
    ti pare facile ..
    ..il mio silenzio lo sentirai gridare!
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    Quote doghez ha scritto:
    ti pare facile ..
    parli x esperienza personale??
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    Quote doGRisk ha scritto:
    parli x esperienza personale??
    no no.... per sentito dire
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    Quote _loris_ ha scritto:
    Gigi come here!!! All magic mushrooms are in stock. We have mexican magic mushrooms,
    columbian magic mushrooms, philipine magic mushrooms, magic truffles
    and blue meanie shrooms.

    sohooooooooooooo ZIMMMMMMM BOOOOMMMM
    Mexican cubensis magic mushrooms please...Pippone I will go in London at 4th july, i will found you?
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    Quote 061100 ha scritto:
    Mexican cubensis magic mushrooms please...Pippone I will go in London at 4th july, i will found you?
    ok I'll put it in the fridge for u
    really?
    of course I'm here until 26 july

    take my number

    0044 07813449939



    p.s.
    azzo vieni a fare?

    p.p.s.
    porta un'amica

    p.p.p.s
    comunque vada, w la monaaaaaaaa
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    Quote _loris_ ha scritto:
    ok I'll put it in the fridge for u
    really?
    of course I'm here until 26 july

    take my number

    0044 07813449939



    p.s.
    azzo vieni a fare?

    p.p.s.
    porta un'amica

    p.p.p.s
    comunque vada, w la monaaaaaaaa
    In the fridge? but then you have got really the fresh magic muschrooms...Wait me in London and switch on the fridge
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